I wonder if, years from now, there will be scooter junkyards with piles of these things 100 deep. 
Who takes a bite out of a perfectly good peach and throws the rest away? 
I looked all around, and didn’t see your partner. You must be so lonely. 
An ignominious end to what I am sure was a very hardworking and faithful… answering machine? 
Oh. 
The ratio of cigarette butts to full cigarettes that I’ve seen lying on the ground has to be at least 100:1. You are an anomaly, Mr. Cigarette. 
A literal bridge to nowhere. 
The head is the most important part!